This is my short story, Le Random.GET THE CHILDREN AWAY!!!!!
Once upon a time there lived a hobbit. Screw him, to the cheesey action scenes!
Kool-aid man eventually got tired of taking drugs so he and the Muffin-man (emo-ized) went bungee jumping. When Kool-aid man looked over the edge to see how high it was, all his juice, and his brain, spilt out. With no brain Kool-aid man forgot to attach the bungee cord so yeah...
Chuck Norris was so saddened by their deaths that he pulled a for Frodo off a cliff in a Warthog and asploded. Chuck Norris wasn't hurt though because he's Chuck Norris.
As always, the people at www.bloonsworld.com were making pathetic maps so the user, Explosions, made some hard maps like 'Death Star Shot,' 'Maze or no Maze,' or 'Rubber Room.'
Obviously, ComradeFox, the hippie leader, was teabagged to death by everyone but NinjaTheroy, who was lightin' up his flamer.
RougeSpartan414, the one who laid the final teabag, was so praised in Mexico, that he became the Emporer of the New Aztec Empire.
ComradeFoxs death struck a devastating blow to the hippie cause. So devastating that British people lost their accent.
Pretty soon Scotland exploded from it's pile of nukes sitting in Switzerland. When the U.K.A.N. (United Kingdom Acrobat Nuche) was formed, they required the detonation of all nukes, in the Scotland R Us toy store.
When Yong Chicken Buritio Philips learned of tacos in a salad store, he commited a crime so terrible they let him go.
Sadly, oh no! The text is supposed to be on, ah that's better.
Boy, short paragraph eh? Ah well, back to work. Sadly, Johnny the Elf went to college. There he met the emo, Kyle Castain. Kyle loved cutting himself, playing with himself, and going on Play Girl.
When the movie, Stone Battles: Revenge of the Sick, debuted in Topeka, riots started up in the streets. They were protesting the line, "Just because I have a beard on my foot doesn't make me different!"