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RougeSpartan414
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PostSubject: Le Random   Thu May 01, 2008 2:32 am

This is my short story, Le Random.GET THE CHILDREN AWAY!!!!!
Le Random
Chapter 1

Once upon a time there lived a hobbit. Screw him, to the cheesey action scenes!

Kool-aid man eventually got tired of taking drugs so he and the Muffin-man (emo-ized) went bungee jumping. When Kool-aid man looked over the edge to see how high it was, all his juice, and his brain, spilt out. With no brain Kool-aid man forgot to attach the bungee cord so yeah...

Chuck Norris was so saddened by their deaths that he pulled a for Frodo off a cliff in a Warthog and asploded. Chuck Norris wasn't hurt though because he's Chuck Norris.

Chapter 2

As always, the people at www.bloonsworld.com were making pathetic maps so the user, Explosions, made some hard maps like 'Death Star Shot,' 'Maze or no Maze,' or 'Rubber Room.'

Obviously, ComradeFox, the hippie leader, was teabagged to death by everyone but NinjaTheroy, who was lightin' up his flamer.

RougeSpartan414, the one who laid the final teabag, was so praised in Mexico, that he became the Emporer of the New Aztec Empire.

Chapter 3

ComradeFoxs death struck a devastating blow to the hippie cause. So devastating that British people lost their accent.

Pretty soon Scotland exploded from it's pile of nukes sitting in Switzerland. When the U.K.A.N. (United Kingdom Acrobat Nuche) was formed, they required the detonation of all nukes, in the Scotland R Us toy store.

When Yong Chicken Buritio Philips learned of tacos in a salad store, he commited a crime so terrible they let him go.

Chapter 4
Sadly, oh no! The text is supposed to be on, ah that's better.

Boy, short paragraph eh? Ah well, back to work. Sadly, Johnny the Elf went to college. There he met the emo, Kyle Castain. Kyle loved cutting himself, playing with himself, and going on Play Girl.

When the movie, Stone Battles: Revenge of the Sick, debuted in Topeka, riots started up in the streets. They were protesting the line, "Just because I have a beard on my foot doesn't make me different!"
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PostSubject: Re: Le Random   Thu May 01, 2008 11:35 pm

lol... this really weird lol... and u need to put the for Frode as ... he pulled a "for Frodo!".. and did u mean to put asploded? oh and whats with new being ruler of the aztecs? haha lmao Razz.. but still good Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Le Random   Fri May 02, 2008 12:47 am

Prophet of Reality wrote:
lol... this really weird lol
Of course it is, it came from my mind.
Prophet of Reality wrote:
... and u need to put the for Frode as ... he pulled a "for Frodo!"..
Um, yes?

Prophet of Reality wrote:
and did u mean to put asploded?
Yes I did.
Prophet of Reality wrote:
oh and whats with new being ruler of the aztecs?
I liek Aztecs.
Prophet of Reality wrote:
haha lmao Razz.. but still good Smile
Thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: Le Random   Fri May 02, 2008 8:03 am

i read this on hwf...

no comment.

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PostSubject: Re: Le Random   Fri May 02, 2008 9:21 am

This is how I scare children. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Le Random   Tue May 06, 2008 11:38 pm

its... very how u say.... interesting..
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