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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:03 am

*blushes* I feel so complimented...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:25 pm

ehh, who really cares, if ya sell them saying

Writen by: Unknown
Posted by: Afthotstreak914
Printed and Distributed by: ryknow69

the person who claims them his, and got proof, we can change 'writen by:'

that was funny chick
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:02 am

well, i know. Its just that you've been saying throughout this thread that Aft is a genius for having created these jokes. But he didn't Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:05 am

lol thanks avid taking away my shine lol but no i didn't create them i got them online by searching through google.

so avid what do you think of the changing name to 'jokes uncensored'?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:57 am

A guy goes to his grandma and says, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They were in a canister marked 'LSD'."
Granny says, "F--k the drugs, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:13 am

i like that one Smile go DRAGONS!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:26 pm

hahahaha except the ones that try to eat you
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:55 am

Well Aft, maybe the dragons wouldn't try to eat you if you was a bit nicer to them. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:53 pm

jeeze, dragon rapist Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:14 am

Yanoe, it's times like these where it really sucks that this site is majority American (no offence guys!) coz I have a whole heap of Aussie jokes that I could share but you guys wouldn't get them. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:26 am

Oh c'mon. Share them for the Aussies who love them. You know you want to.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:27 am

I do, but it's not fair for the majority of people here, who happen to be American!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:33 am

Don't care what they are. They either get the joke or they don't. Hopefully they are intelligent and mature enough to just move on if there is a joke they don't get.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:36 am

Ok then. Smile

Q: What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.

Let's see how many people get it. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:00 am

Well I got it Smile.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:51 am

and of course i got it.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:08 am

... or did you ( i don't actually know what your talking about)....?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:28 am

That joke I told about the NZer and the sheep? Did you get it?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:28 am

Me? lol i didn't even read it.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:56 pm

well, i didnt get it at all =D
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:52 pm

lol so figy what do you think of all the jokes that we have put up?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:54 pm

Chick is from Australia, so I have no doubt the majority of us won't get it.
I definitely don't.

Here's one i made up. Its not funny:
Q: What do you call a pimp mixed with a pirate?
A: Pimps at Sea!

If you dont get it, its a long-standing joke with Bungie, much like Soffish. Its a game that they say they made, but was never released.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:00 pm

See, you guys not getting it eliminates the majority of my jokes...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:01 pm

i get but.... i dunno just doesn't seem to funny to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes 'Uncensored '   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:05 pm

It is to Aussies. Very Happy
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