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PostSubject: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:35 pm

My own off the top of my head funny(i hope) Argue between these 3
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:37 pm

*Grunt Voice Turns On" I got dibs on Demons Boots!
*Other Grunt* Well i got dibs on Demon Armor
*1st Grunt* well his armor won't even fit you!
*2nd Grunt* well...err...uh...err...well his boots won't fit you!
*Arbiter* Would you both Shut up! I got dibs on all his stuff!
*1st Grunt* But Arbiter I got question...
*Arbiter*...?
*1st Grunt* But why no Arbiter Grunt!
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:38 pm

*Arbiter* Well you know why there is no Arbiter Grunt
*1st Grunt* No i don't know...why would I?
*Arbiter* Because the Prophets haven't thought of it! That's why
*2nd Grunt* But...Arbiter...Can I have the Demon Helmet?
*Arbiter* Why would you want it?
*2nd Grunt* Because i don't think my helmet isn't cool anymore
*Arbiter* But your not wearing a helmet...or your spine...uh oh..
*2nd Grunt* Spine what spine?*Methane seeping out of his back*
*Arbiter* Grunt you must realize without methane you will die...
*2nd Grunt* Die!?...I don't want to Die!!*Ignites 2 Plasma Grenades* Wait...this will kill me won't it Arbiter??
*Arbiter* Yeah it will...so why don't i just give you the helmet so you don't kill me...
*1st Grunt**Sneaks away with "Demons" stuff*2nd Grunt*Turns off Grenades*Arbiter* Uh...were did the armor go?
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:44 pm

hahaha those are funny
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:00 pm

Thanks i don't think i can think of more until maybe tomorrow(if im on) also i want to wait for some replies from others like Avid
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:05 pm

cool im gonna hop off to eat my kfc i'll talk to you later
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:07 pm

Ok well i hope you'll be back
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:23 am

i will be when my parents go to bed
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:41 pm

Ha ha ha nice
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:43 pm

i know right... but i gotta stop going to bed at one when i have to get up at six. five hours or less just ain't enough sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:44 pm

Wow...some times i only get 4 hours on the weekends XD
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:46 pm

i know that my normal bed time on weekends is around 4 or 5
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:47 pm

But most of the times for me is early(12,1-3)
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:54 pm

yeah thats when my parents want me to go to bed.... but i don't
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:54 pm

Heh sometimes i don't either
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:02 pm

i don't doubt it. most kids do... i think they do anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:15 pm

Well it's fun to stay up
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:32 pm

tis very true
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:53 pm

Well i gotta think of more...(Sorry Avid if I end up double posting/more)
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:17 am

haha pretty funny.. i have heard the beginning from a picture.. somewhat to ur effect..
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:45 pm

*Heretic Grunt* Hey were are YOU going?
*1st Grunt* Uh...Nowhere,What does it matter to you?
*Heretic Grunt* I just wanna know
*1st Grunt* Wait...why am I talking to you? Your a Heretic!
*2nd Grunt*(Running with the Arbiter to get the grunt a Spine)
*Arbiter* I can't believe we have to find you a Spine!
*2nd Grunt* Im sorry Arbiter but i forgot!
*Arbiter* Here take this(Hands Grunt a Spine,Grunt puts on spine)
*2nd Grunt* Now let's go find him!
**Meanwhile**
*Heretic Grunt* Gimme this pretty green armor!
*1st Grunt* No I won't!! It's mine i stole...oops...
*Heretic Grunt* You STOLE it!? From Whom?
*1st Grunt* No you don't understand! I didn't steal it from the Arbiter!
*Arbiter* You Grunt come here!
*1st Grunt* Yes sir...
*2nd Grunt* you are in so much trouble(Starts gigling)
*Arbiter* What were you doing with that armor? *Looks over to the armor and notices the Heretic Grunt* HERETIC!!!! *Faints*
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:10 pm

hahaha the fainting part was the funniest
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PostSubject: Re: 1st Grunt 2nd Grunt Arbiter   Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:27 pm

*Arbiter re-awakes* Ugh...what happened?
*Both Grunts* You fainted sir, we were totally blown away to see a Elite faint do to a heretic.
*Arbiter* Well where did he go?
*2nd Grunt* He took off with the shiny demon armor...we have no clue where he went :<(
*Arbiter* Why didn't you pursue the little nub??
*1st Grunt* We were way to scared too....we were scared of heretic elites.
*Arbiter* You know cause of you two I'll probably lose my job *sighs* well at least i won't have the risk of dying like all the rest of the Arbiters.
*1st Grunt* Well...we'll probably get fired too, cause we failed to stop a thief..
*2nd Grunt* Well if YOU didn't take off with the Demons Armor this WOULDN'T have HAPPENED!!!
*Arbiter* Would you both be quiet? Your giving me a headache.
*Both Grunts continue arguing and ignoring the Arbiter*
*Arbiter* Ugh I don't think i'll be able to get through to them...*Finds a bench and goes to sleep*
*2nd Grunt looks over to see the Arbiter a sleep* What the!? Hes one of the most important guys around and hes sleeping on the job??
*1st Grunt* Well he does do a lot you know...
*Too be continued :O*
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